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Porch Pirates

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During the Christmas season in East Texas, a series of porch thefts, including an expensive Beanie Baby and a box of glass Christmas pickles stolen from the Mayor of Longview, threatens to ruin the holiday spirit. Detectives Marcos Fernandez and Jack Tyler, despite their clashing styles, must team up to track down the elusive porch pirates. As they navigate a maze of clues and comedic mishaps, they race against time to recover the stolen items and restore Christmas cheer to their community.

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Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com 10/28/2024
3.0/4.0
A family friendly and Dove-approved film that is surprisingly suspenseful yet also wholly entertaining. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

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Hannah W @RT72830615 01/07/2025 Great Family-Friendly movie with good values. Teaches something everyone can learn from. See more Nate's M @RT12039547 12/31/2024 This is an awesome movie. I loved how I recognized so many scenes from my town: Longview, TX See more Kimberly W @RT47834586 12/30/2024 Destined to be a family favorite. So fun!!! See more Ray M @RT89824929 12/29/2024 Fun action movie for all! See more Anna K @RT43835847 12/20/2024 Cute family movie!!!! A great watch with your loved ones for the holidays. There are GREAT upcoming actors and actresses in this film with so much POTENTIAL!!!! Love the drone clips as well featuring awesome shots and views. See more Alcira A @RT64529503 12/18/2024 Liked it. Has a little of everything: comedy, drama. Loved that there's no bad language, no violence. Enjoyed everything. Made in East Texas. 🤠 See more Read all reviews
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Jeff Hamm

Director

Phil Mendoza

Actor

Jay Dee Walters

Actor

Kara Rainer

Actor

Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky

Molly Peyton White

Sarah

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Movie Info

Synopsis During the Christmas season in East Texas, a series of porch thefts, including an expensive Beanie Baby and a box of glass Christmas pickles stolen from the Mayor of Longview, threatens to ruin the holiday spirit. Detectives Marcos Fernandez and Jack Tyler, despite their clashing styles, must team up to track down the elusive porch pirates. As they navigate a maze of clues and comedic mishaps, they race against time to recover the stolen items and restore Christmas cheer to their community.
Director
Jeff Hamm
Producer
Ken Ray Monts, Jeff Hamm, Jay Dee Walters
Screenwriter
Justin Chaffee, Jay Dee Walters, Jeff Hamm
Distributor
Ichthys Films
Production Co
Ichthys Films, Red Plaid Films
Genre
Holiday, Drama, Comedy, Crime
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Nov 1, 2024
Runtime
1h 47m
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